On the Goodness of Programming Languages

Since my last post on C I have been thinking a lot about what makes a programming language good. This is also motivated by my recent emersion into JavaScript that has me wondering how good of a language is JavaScript. I've had similar thoughts about C++, Java, Lisp and others in the past.

I think that the only sensible conclusion is there is no way to measure the goodness of a language in any objective way. I am certain that I can can come up with a metric that would declare C as the best language ever developed, and another that would make the winner Lisp, or Mathematica or JavaScript. For example if, to simplify things a bit, I decide that the metric for a language's goodness is that:

1. It be functional (first class functions, closures, etc.)
2. It be ubiquitous (available on almost every computing device)

Then it is clear that JavaScript is the best language ever. I can also easily derive a metric that would declare Mathematica as the best language ever (and on some days I am convinced of the absolute truth of this!).

But the truth is that there can never be the best language ever. This is not because programming language technology is constantly (or at least in fits and starts) evolving. The reason there can never be a best programming language begins with the idea of Turing Completeness but it does not end there. Any language worth learning is TC and by that metric is no better than any other. Yet, it is often argued that some languages are more expressive than others (e.g. Lisp is more expressive than Fortran) and therefore one can solve a wider class of problems faster in Lisp than Fortran. But that does not mean there are not valid metrics by which Fortran can be declared the world champion of programming languages.

Humans spend a way too much time debating what the best is. What is the best car, best restaurant, best sport, best OS and best programming language? We do this because we want to be associated with the best. I drive an X, X is the best, therefore I have superior taste. For programming languages such arguments are silly not because we each have our own tastes. They are silly because if you are a programmer and don't sometimes see the superiority of Language A over Language B (and visa versa) then my guess is you are a rank amateur (or really boring person to sit next to at the office). So next time you find yourself in one of those "my language is better than yours" debates (and I've been there too) stop yourself, pick up the best editor :-) and write some code instead!